Murtaugh List... a growing list
So I have joked and joked about how turning 30 has inspired me to make a Murtaugh list (things that fall into the category of "I'm too old for this shit.") In general the list starts the same every time: cheap beer men who won't commit hangovers skipping workouts sleeping in when I am not actually tired chipped fingernail polish unmade beds avoiding going to the doctor/dentist caffeine after 4:00pm denying compliments Today I added a new one; I added the most important one: Biting my tongue when I am upset. And frankly, it was a blubbering mess. A blubbering beautiful mess. I headed to the doctor today (you can't avoid it and you have to own your health!). I had previously seen my gyno and my complaint was lumpy breast and a really tender armpit. Of course, at the forefront of my mind was the worst, cancer. I'm a low risk, young, etc. But when you find a lump you find a lump. Anyway, that was months ago and here I am waiting
